Wednesday, March 30, 2011

DEAD SEXY Gets 5 Nymphs from Literary Nymphs!

I'm so excited! Rose Nymph from Literary Nymphs Reviews gave DEAD SEXY, my hot paranormal romance from Ellora's Cave, 5 Nymphs! Check it out! "I must admit to feeling more than a little trepidation before starting Dead Sexy. I was morbidly intrigued by the unusual mixture of erotic romance and the undead and wondered where it could possibly lead. First, we have Drake, who is not particularly likable to begin with but who redeems himself through a forced journey of discovery, thanks to turning into the walking dead when he least expects it. Then there is the very affable Simone, who won me over with her down-to-earth attitude. I greatly enjoyed the story within a story idea; Simone’s trouble with writer’s block and the pressures of publishers brought out my more compassionate side. The way the couple’s relationship develops struck a chord with me as sometimes you don’t need long to realize you want a person in your life for good. The alienation Drake feels and the compassion Simone has for him is very realistic, despite the paranormal reasons and the passion between them is amazing. Reading this book definitely required letting go of conventional thought at times and after finishing it, I’m still not sure how the author did it, but the contradicting genres ended up working very well indeed and I just could not put Dead Sexy down!"

Read the complete review here!
http://literarynymphsreviewsonly.blogspot.com/2011/03/dead-sexy.html?zx=b74a59b94870be2b

Read an Excerpt! http://www.paigetylertheauthor.com/ExcerptDeadSexy.html

Watch the Trailer! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5D_YH6bYrE

Buy it at Ellora's Cave! http://www.jasminejade.com/p-8917-dead-sexy.aspx

Buy it on Amazon Kindle! http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004GKMEE0

*hugs*
Paige

"Stories so hot, they'll make your cheeks blush!"

http://www.paigetylertheauthor.com/ http://paigetylertheauthor.blogspot.com/

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Yes, I Write Erotica. No, I Don't Want To Have Cybersex With You!



Okay, I have one hell of a beef, and I know plenty of female erotic romance writers have the same beef.

Why the heck do so many guys think I will have sex with them when they find out I write smut? Not only do I write erotic romances and erotica, I write sex-related articles and sex toys reviews. I post all of this in blunt, matter-of-fact, playful detail on my Facebook page, web site, Topix.com, and my blog. To compound this phenomenon, I posted a picture of myself on my Facebook page, web site, and blog. I'm attractive enough to garner my share of attention. Here's the thing - strange men I don't know see all this and go wild! It's as if I wear a great, big flashing neon sign on my forehead that for some guys translates to "E-mail me and talk dirty to me, baby!"

Not a chance, dudes.

Clarification – I don't mind friendly guys who like to flirt. I have lots of e-mail and especially Facebook messages from them. Those guys are fun, and they aren't wierdos or skanky. Hey, I flirt with the best of them. I'm talking about the freaks who want to have cybersex with perfect strangers as if those women owe them something. There's a huge difference between a flirty, friendly guy and a pseudo-stalker with entitlement issues.

I get the strangest e-mails from perfect strangers who come right out and say I must be available since I write sexy stories. How arrogant! Even if I were available, I would not be available to them!!! My age doesn't put them off, either. Some of them think I'm a hot and sexy cougar who will boink anything younger than me that moves. Sorry, dudes, I don't do that. Still, I try to engage them into conversations that aren't reduced to "age/sex check" and "Wat size R Ur Boobz"?

I should just ignore and delete these messages, but they're like crack. I can't help but respond to them because they're ridiculously funny to me. I like to see what kinds of reactions I'll get when I don't fire back with the expected "OMG!! What kind of girl do you think I am???"

One guy e-mailed me saying "U R crazy girl!" I think I had recently posted about butt plugs and he probably thought I'd love to use one with him. Nuh-uh!! It was very early in the morning so I shot back a quick reply saying "Not crazy enough. Need more coffee for that. LOL" Sent him to my web site, and told him more about my books and articles, which he ignored of course. He shot back with "That's okay. I can wait." Like I was there for his personal sexual satisfaction; my needs, wishes, and level of attraction to him be damned. I joked around, saying I was very jaded after spending all day staring at butt plugs and writing descriptions of them. He didn't expect that kind of response and wanted to talk more about how he could keep me from being jaded, but I didn't take the bait.

And that was a mild e-mail. LOL

Another guy liked that I wrote sex stories and he made a point of telling me he was in his early 20s. As usual, I immediately sent him to my web site to check out my fiction. Of course, that wasn't what he wanted. He kept telling me how hot I was and how he wanted to get me in a live IM and cyber with me. No… thanks. Wanted to know if I liked sex as much as I wrote about it. Hoo boy! I said I liked it, but I was married and therefore off limits. Of course he didn't give up. He immediately cut to the chase – wanted to know if I as an older woman would be interested in having sex with someone in their 20s? I knew exactly what he was getting at. I repeated that I was off limits being married and even if I weren't I liked older guys so I'd likely choose an older man rather than a younger one. He just wouldn't give up and got very descriptive in telling me what he would do to me in his fantasy of being the Super Stud who would blow every other sexual experience I've ever had out of the water, so to speak. He mentioned would I enjoy a lover who would kiss me all over my body and give me the best loving of my life (of course referring to himself)? I wrote back: "I have imagined something like that, but with a 25 year old woman." Bet he wasn't expecting that! You know what he had the gall to say next? That no woman could ever please a woman because women didn't have the right equipment to properly sexually please each other. How absolutely arrogant and totally wrong, as if I need to be stabbed with a dick to have the best sex of my life. Tongue action makes me squirm much more than a throbbing cock (and I enjoy both), and I know that a woman's love would rock my world. I'm bi-sexual, after all. I quickly ended that conversation and didn't even bother to resend him my web site link since I strongly suspected he couldn't read.

Then there was the Nigerian E-mail Scammer with the painfully handsome (fake) photo who seduced me with his sweet words – and then wanted my bank account information. I won't talk about that one just yet. You'll have to wait for the book to come out. I'm using that experience as the basis for a novella. My first con artist story.

Oh, there's another thing. Announce you're bi-sexual and the wierdos come out of the woodwork wanting to know if I knew any women who'd love a three-way – with him as the center of attention. As if my sexual orientation exists only to get his kit off!!

So, in honor of all the knuckle-draggers out there who think women who write erotica, erotic romance, sex articles, and sex toys reviews are easy pickings – especially if they're bi-sexual – here are cover art, a blurb, and buy links for my latest short story, Things That Go Hump In The Night. This story appears in the anthology I Kissed A Girl II: More Virgin Lesbian Stories, published by Ravenous Romance.


Title: I Kissed a Girl II: More Virgin Lesbian Stories
Includes short story "Things The Go Hump In The Night" by Elizabeth Black
Paranormal erotic lesbian romance
Edited by Regina Perry
Publisher: Ravenous Romance
Publish Date: 2011-03-22
Word Count: 50,957
ISBN: 9781607773993
Price $4.99

Buy Links:

Ravenous Romance

Amazon Kindle

Barnes and Noble Nook

AllRomanceEBooks

Bookstrand

Elizabeth Black's Web Site "I Kissed A Girl II" Page

Blurb:

Our readers asked for it, and now we're pleased to present Volume II of first-time lesbian encounters inspired by Katy Perry's hit song! Seven returning authors continue to arouse, plus six new authors will not disappoint.

This diverse collection travels the globe and the ages. No two settings or circumstances are alike, proving that women from every walk of life and culture are curious and eager to explore their full sexuality...with each other.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

DEAD SEXY Gets the GOLD STAR AWARD from JERR!


I'm so excited! Reviewer Tara Leigh from JERR gave DEAD SEXY, my hot paranormal romance from Ellora's Cave, the GOLD STAR AWARD! Check it out!

"Although I had misgivings regarding the story line for Dead Sexy, I am happy to report that I was dead wrong. While zombies are generally the stuff of a more macabre genre, the unusual plot of Dead Sexy is a masterful blend of both mild horror and romance. Because Drake Parrish is such a womanizing bastard my initial reaction to him was one of revulsion. But the curse that turns him into a part time zombie on the outside, transforms him for the better on the inside, and after eight years of living in seclusion he comes to realize his punishment might be rightly deserved. In his desperation for human companionship I soon grow to feel sorry for him but never pity because Drake is such a compelling character. For me he embodies the ultimate hero; strong, assertive, intelligent, brave, understanding and sexy as all get out. When he meets best selling romance writer Simone Kent, he can’t believe his luck. Simone is smart, down to earth and most importantly, possessed of common sense. She is feminine but not a wimp, which imbues her with a realness we don’t often see in heroines. When Simone and Drake realize their online business chats are leading to something more, both have misgivings. Simone has been in too many failed relationships and Drake is afraid of wanting more than he should expect given the circumstances. It is so refreshing to see that while both recognize their hang-ups they don’t play games. Instead they throw caution to the wind to see where things may lead and this allows more time to explore and develop their relationship. Their sexual chemistry is instantaneous. And while each encounter with our hero and heroine desperately leaves both them, and you, longing for a steamy sack session. Instead we're teased with a slow build giving everyone a chance to get to know one another. But when the time is right, Ms. Tyler unleashes with some exceptionally steamy and prolonged love making. So be sure you’re “equipped” to handle it. Now, willing to express himself with a woman on an emotional level, Drake practically consumes Simone with the depth of his passion. With Drake, Simone is able to give her self over completely, without reserve, and the result is intensely erotic. They can’t seem to get enough of each other. Every conversation, touch and look, both in and out of bed strengthens their connection to one another and left me breathless after each one. But never forget black magic is afoot and a wicked voodoo priestess is looking to put an end to their happily ever after by finishing what she started. Nothing is as it seems. And while the situations Drake and Simone face are stranger than fiction, their reactions and dialog are totally understandable and believable because it is no different than how you or I would react. You too will find yourself reading until well beyond the witching hour. Thrilling, suspenseful and passionate Dead Sexy is a wicked read and very deserving of a Gold Star Award."

Read the complete review here!
http://www.justeroticromancereviews.com/book-review.cfm?bookID=988435489&reviewID=8141&sNav=nav03-01




Read an Excerpt!



*hugs*
Paige
"Stories so hot, they'll make your cheeks blush!"

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Guest Blogger: Adrienne Wilder


Every writer is influenced by something, or someone, and I know I’m no different. Be it a person in my life or events beyond my control, as a writer/artist, I’m simply helpless against the onslaught of creative overload which occurs from it. When I approached AJ about doing a blog on Nice n Naughty, I didn’t have a clue as to what I was going to write about. Blogging, unlike novel writing, eludes me.
One of my dear friends and beta readers wanted me to blog about Atlanta and the inspiration I got from living in the area and how it influenced me to write what I write: dark, erotic urban fantasy…spiced with a bit of horror.
Thing is, I can honestly say Atlanta didn’t influence me when it came to what I write. Not really. So then came the question—from my ever wise and all-knowing friend—what did influence you?
I thought about that…then I looked up the definition of “influence.” Not because I didn’t “know” the definition of the word. Rather, I thought maybe I’d lost the meaning.
Influence, as defined by Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary:

The act or power of producing an effect without apparent exertion of force or direct exercise of command.

There were actually a couple of definitions, although this one stuck out the most for me. And if any conglomeration of words could encapsulate my mother and her impact on my life, these would be them.
My mother never told me “no”, only what she would prefer. She never told me I couldn’t; instead, she asked, “How hard are you willing to try?” When I drew on the walls, she bought me drawing pads and fancy colored pencils. When the old 1950’s typewriter I used suffered broken keys, she borrowed money and bought me a word processor. When I failed, she thanked me for trying, and when I succeeded she never demanded credit.
My mother never let me believe my dreams were impossible. Rather, fulfilling them depended on how hard I was willing to work.
I realized then that it was the unique and unusual strength of my mother, and her limitless love and self-sacrifice, that gave me the foundation for Kin (dragons) and Lesser-Breds (their bastard offspring) who make up the complex, dark, and often visceral world of the Dens and the Gray Zone.
Creatures who, even at their most brutal, know and understand what it means to truly live for someone, and at all cost, survive. It’s that most basic concept that is the core of my character relationships in both City of Dragons: Blood Bonds and Darwin’s Theory: Pain.
Combined with my ever-fertile imagination and love of dragons, I wound up with a unique world where falling in love isn’t just about romance; happily-ever-afters never come without a price; and self-sacrifice often leaves a scar.

Buy now Link to City of Dragons: Blood Bonds

http://www.liquidsilverbooks.com/books/bloodbonds.htm

Buy now Link to Darwin's Theory Book One: PAIN http://www.facebook.com/l/daba5dszbfeNUhOc3JNj7-guLAw/www.liquidsilverbooks.com/books/pain.htm

A link to Adrienne Wilder's website: http://www.theatlantadens.com/

Saturday, March 19, 2011

GUEST AUTHOR - David Bridger!




Unentitled


A tiny breath from you twitches my inner ear
and opens my eyes to the ceiling before dawn.

Again: a secret intake.
Uncurling with interest
before the smile reaches my mind,
I roll my head to watch you dream.

Naked, cool, every glowing hair alert
in the loom of our yellow streetlight:
you are quivering.

Brushing a nipple with the heel of your hand;
arching; teeth shining as you bite the air, once:
you are building.

Who are you with?

A sudden halt.
Did you hear me think?

A pulse in your throat,
your throat, your throat.

A ripple in your abdomen,
and you are back in motion.

Oh, love, you are so beautiful
and I want you so bad it hurts.

But love, this is yours: not mine.

Raising your bone shining knees
pressed together tight, and hold,
and shudder, and breathe, and
in the instant before recognition,
before you come back to me,
I see a stranger’s stare
and I know.






David Bridger settled with his family and their two monstrous hounds in England's West Country after twenty years of ocean-based fun, during which he worked at various times as a lifeguard, a sailor, an intelligence gatherer and an investigator. He writes paranormal and urban fantasy. His site is http://www.davidbridger.com/

Friday, March 18, 2011

Why Did They Do It?


Daily we see all the reports coming out of Japan and look on with a tightness in the pits of our stomachs over the sheer devastation these amazing people face. We take way too much for granted, don’t we?

I’m not writing this post today in order to talk about the quake and tsunami really, but to talk about another kind of attack on the Japanese people. I’ve been absolutely floored by the insensitivity of some and the things they have said and done.

A famous comedian and has been fired from his job and a governor’s press secretary resigned due to his email exchange of jokes. A college student actually made a video of her disgust over Japanese students trying to contact loved ones from their cell phones.

And that’s just the better known incidents. My own kid, age fourteen, and a huge X Box player, was online the other night and sent out a message to his friends about the situation in Japan. The response he got angered him to the point of deleting some of those friends and just plain shutting down X Box for the night.

What’s wrong with these people? Even kids. Are those kids getting this lack of sensitivity and total could-not-give-a-damn-less attitude from their parents?

I check the news several times a day to find out what is going on in Japan. I worry over those brave souls battling the nuclear reactor meltdown. So does my kid. Why can’t these people see the self-sacrifice of those workers who are inside of that plant?

What made these people publicly make fun of what is going on? What made them do it?

Some say it’s a way of dealing with the stress of it all. I don’t believe that. These people who said and did these things are far removed from the stress that the Japanese people are undergoing. I suspect it’s more about getting attention any way they can. I have ZERO sympathy for them and the cold shoulders they now have to bear.

There are bright spots and we know them well. Organizations are pitching in to help. And some just plain get it right from moment one. The Clint Eastwood movie “Hereafter” was pulled from Japanese theaters just the day after. Why? Because of a scene the movie has in it about a tsunami.

Instead of price gouging, grocery stores that still have supplies slashed prices by more than half.
There is no looting, no arguing, just this amazing patience. They stand quietly in line for hours at a time to receive their ration of water and food while wondering where their loved ones are—did they survive?—are they lying somewhere waiting to be rescued? And they organize those lines themselves.

I see those images coming at me from my computer and TV screens and simply ache for those brave people. I’m not so sure I would have the strength to go on. Japan is a nation in mourning. And they do it with such grace and quiet fortitude, civil humility and an incredible sense of community. We all have something to learn from them and we should be humbled.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

SQUEE! New Contract with Ellora's Cave!


I'm so excited! I just signed with Ellora's Cave for my sci-fi erotic romance PIRATE'S WOMAN! It's part of their Ahoy! theme series and it comes out in June!


Here's the blurb!

To honor the debt her family owes Slayter Cardona, beautiful Teyla Dunai agrees to let him sell her as a sex slave in the markets of Arkhon. Determined to bring as much value as she can on the auction block, but inexperienced where men are concerned, she asks the handsome pirate if he’ll teach her how to pleasure a man. Intrigued, and more than a little attracted to the lavender-eyed beauty, Slayter agrees. As he initiates her into the world of bondage, spanking and out-of-this-galaxy sex, though, both Teyla and Slayter find themselves falling for each other. But Slayter has a responsibility to his crew, and Teyla knows it is her duty to pay off her family’s debt. With the deal already agreed upon, there doesn’t seem to be any way for their story to have a happy ending. Or is there?


Get an additional sneak peek on my website!
http://www.paigetylertheauthor.com/ComingSoon.html



*hugs*
Paige

"Stories so hot, they'll make your cheeks blush!"

http://www.paigetylertheauthor.com/
http://paigetylertheauthor.blogspot.com/

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Italian Weddings and Funerals

By A.J. Llewellyn

I have a small family but we are part of a large community of Greek people that left the islands and spread themselves over the US, Europe and Australia. Anyone who comes from a European background might be able to identify with the notion that there are many relatives you therefore only ever see at weddings, funerals and the occasional baptism.
Recently, I worked as a caterer for a friend and we worked on an Italian wedding. An elderly woman came up to me telling me that her life is a series of Italian weddings and funerals. She said she felt like she needed to load up on good times before I was passing around trays of appetizers at her funeral.
She was quite a character.
She also got me thinking. What if you were a vampire and for centuries, your life was a series of Italian weddings and funerals?
What if at one of these events you ran into your ex...from say, five hundred years ago?
Well, that was the basis of my story and I threw in some of the colorful characters I've catered events with, such as the hooker who trades sex for saucepans (truly) and a couple of the mad-as-meat axe chefs I've come across.
The result was, for me, two characters I've come to adore. Luca and Francesco have become two new favorites for me. Luca, particularly since I wrote the book from his POV is a character I feel really close to. I gave him a couple of phobias (swimming and driving), an ability to enjoy sunlight and an appetite for romance.
I thoroughly enjoyed every moment of writing Italian Weddings and Funerals. I hope my readers will, too.
Have you ever had an encounter with somebody who inspired a book or story for you? Please comment to win a FREE paperback of my new book My Yakuza (co-authored with John Simpson).
Here is a link for Italian Weddings and Funerals available now at eXtasybooks.

http://tinyurl.com/499gmmq

Aloha oe,
A.J.

Monday, March 14, 2011

GUEST AUTHOR - Tory Richards!




Alaska. What do you think of? The cold and snow? Long dark nights, or Northern Lights? The remote wilderness, and a little hot lovin in a rustic cabin somewhere? Just the name conjures up mystery, and all kinds of things. Alaska is wild, adventurous and inspiring. I went with my daughter and niece in 2004 and it was the best two-week vacation! Someday I plan to go back. There's something very romantic about that place and visiting there is what inspired me to write Someone to Love Me.

Someone to Love Me comes out March 15 with Whiskey Creek Press Torrid. It's a full length torrid romance, about two strangers who find themselves stranded in a remote cabin in the mountains for the winter. Previously released with a different publisher, it's been given new life with added content, and hotter encounters between the hero and heroine. Someone to Love Me is probably the hardest story I've written, due to the fact that until the last two chapters, the only characters in the whole story are the hero and heroine.


Blurb -

When Charlie's plane goes down in the remote Alaskan wilderness she knows she's in big trouble. She didn't have time to radio in her position. So it looks like her decision to surprise her parents on their wedding anniversary wasn't such a good idea. Now lost and in freezing temperatures, her chances of survival look bleak.

As Charlie heads out on foot, she faces a new danger when a white wolf appears. And right behind him is her salvation. A quiet mountain man with secrets, who takes her to his one-room cabin, where she finds herself stranded for the winter. To make matters worse, there's an instant attraction between them they both try to resist.



Excerpt -

He pivoted toward the door, and was just about to step up the first step when he heard Charlie release a shriek of anger or frustration or both. He grinned, until he realized she was right behind him.

"What won't work? Trying to prove that you're human?"

She cut Luke off at the porch, moving around and in front of him before he could stop her. She walked up the steps backwards. "What buttons do I have to push, huh mountain man?"

Her words moved over Luke like warm honey. He tried to swallow but everything about Charlie assailed his senses all at once—the twinkle in her eyes, her spirit, the rosy glow on her pretty cheeks, and that sensuous mouth. Most of all that wild hair, which seemed to have a life of its own.

Luke pictured what she would look like naked, with it draped all about her. Like some medieval maiden waiting to be conquered by her lord. Covering just what it needed to cover to wet a man's appetite and keep him hungry for more. He sucked in great gulps of crisp mountain air and warm woman. Arousal slammed him in the gut like a fist. She was too close and exhilarating.
His cock was hard as stone and hungry.

"Well?" Her tone was low and husky. Their gazes clung.

"I can see it in your eyes, mountain man. You want to let go. Do it Luke. It feels good."

She had the gall to wet her lips and smile. As far as Luke was concerned she'd just crossed the line. He dropped his line of fish, grabbed Charlie by the shoulders, slammed her up against the cabin door, and pinned her there with his hard body. He heard the breath leave her lungs with a loud whoosh, watched her pupils dilate with emotion. He wanted to believe it was fear, but his gut told him Charlie didn't frighten easily. As he closed in she tilted her head, meeting the anger in his eyes. She didn't back down one inch. The need to taste her was so strong that it frightened Luke. But not enough into letting her go.

"Is this what you want, Charlie? Is this the kind of reaction you're looking for?"

Anger raced through Luke's blood that she'd pushed him into touching her. Something he didn't want to do. The feel of her small, vibrant body against his was weakening his resolve to remain indifferent. His lips thinned as he lowered his face closer. "Are you happy now?"

"It's a start," she said foolishly, those incredible eyes of hers filling with a glint of satisfaction, and something else. Victory? "Doesn't it feel good letting your emotions go for a change?"

Luke didn't like the calm in her voice, the confidence that she knew what she was doing. He wanted her as torn up inside as he was. He wanted her hot.

"You have no idea what you're inviting, Charlie."

He had no idea he was going to kiss Charlie until he was doing it. With a hungry groan he slanted his mouth over hers, quickly cutting off any smart remark he sensed was forthcoming. He didn't care that he was stealing the breath from her, or that he'd forced his tongue inside her mouth to battle her sweetly responsive one. Sensations he hadn't felt in a long time exploded through his body with the force of a cyclone. It made him hungry and afraid at the same time.

He knew once he'd touched her he would be hard pressed to let her go. Since the moment they'd met he'd reacted to her like a man to a woman. Everything seemed to be leading up to this moment of madness, in spite of trying his damnedest to deny those feelings and keep his distance. But damn her, she'd made it exceedingly difficult. Well, he hoped she was happy now because he was giving her the human reaction her goading demanded. The sounds of a satisfied purr rumbled low in her throat, giving him the answer to his thoughts. Making Luke realize the situation could easily turn dangerous, and much more intimate, between them.

Her response caused sharp arousal to uncoil from deep inside his gut, shaking him with its intensity. His senses were suddenly alive and throbbing with stimulation, the blood in his veins turning to molten lava. He could feel the heat of Charlie through their clothes, sensed the need flowing through her blood was just as urgent as his. Her soft whimpers became hungry moans, rendering him powerless to stop from grinding his cock against her. Only he knew relief wouldn't come until he was buried deep inside her pussy. His hand fell to the zipper on her jacket. He pulled it down until he could part the material and cover her breast with his hand.

The soft fullness seemed to swell even more in his palm. She cried out beneath his mouth. He ignored it. Every fiber of his being demanded he take what she seemed willing to give, but when she arched into his intimate act, Luke ended the kiss abruptly. Because, if he didn't find the will power to stop now he wouldn't.

Out of breath, he rested his forehead against hers for a moment, struggling for control. Charlie was panting too, her breath intermingling with his, their hearts pounding wildly against each other as one. It took super human strength not to take her there, standing against the door with all of Mother Nature looking on. Luke wondered if she'd shut up about wanting to see a human response out of him then.

"Do you want me to fuck you right here and now?" His tone held a mixture of desire and self-loathing. "Or are you satisfied?"


Whiskey Creek Press Torrid - http://www.whiskeycreekpresstorrid.com/

Tory Richards Website - http://www.toryrichards.com/


Saturday, March 12, 2011

Saturday Soulful Quotes


Happy Saturday romance fans! This weekend I have some great books to share with you. And yes, each one of these authors was not afraid to be soulful, sappy, or suggestive. So, pull up a chair and prepare yourself for a few soulful reads.

As always, feel free to let me know which ones you liked.

The big guy turned and I looked up into a pair of eyes I'd thought never to see again. There they were, the eyes I'd seen in my dreams every night and the dimples - oh, god. He still had the dimples and the roguish smile that had charmed me even at the tender age of six.

My right hand trembled and it rose to dart out and touch the solid chest that was level with my face. "Oh, shit. You're real."

Danielle Gavan, Ardeur




Great, she grumbled. Of all the sexy-voiced men to come striding across the top of the tower, she had to get the smart-mouthed one. She pressed her lips together as heat coiled between her legs. On the other hand, she definitely did want a man who was smart with his mouth.
L.K. Below, Stone Cold Kiss




He removed his hand from his pocket and touched his middle finger to his bottom lip. "Mmm, strawberries. I like that taste mixed with you, perfect combination."

"What are you doing here?" she whispered, her hands still fisted in his jacket.

"I didn't know you'd be here, but I'm glad I came now."
"Why?"

"I was a hero, and I kissed the girl; what more do you want to know?" he asked, easing her fingers from his clothing. "Now, tell me about the guy."
Elaina Lee, Written In Blood



Charity opened her eyes to see Dr. Ramsey standing at her side. His expression was tight with what she assumed was professional approval.

“What just happened to me?” she asked with a deep sigh.

“That, Miss Blythe, was your first orgasm.”

Belle Sloane, Sweet Charity

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

GHOST HUNTER - NEW from ELLORA'S CAVE!


I'm so excited to announce I have a new book out with Ellora's Cave! It's a paranormal romance called GHOST HUNTER, and it's got a hunky hero, a kick-ass heroine and a serial killing ghost that's scary as hell! Not to mention a smokin' hot cover!

I love when I come up with an idea for a book out of the blue, which is what happened with GHOST HUNTER. When I heard my local RWA chapter set up a lecture with a team of paranormal investigators, it got me thinking right away about writing a book about a ghost hunter. Because the chapter is far from where we live, though, we didn't actually go to the lecture. I was a little bummed about that, especially since they were giving out EMF detectors. On second thought, maybe it was better we didn't go. Ghosts freak me out, so having something that can detect them probably wouldn't be a good idea.

Enough about me, back to the story behind the story. While I knew the hero was a ghost hunter named Trace, I wasn't quite sure how the heroine fit into the story, or even who she was. So, my hubby and I played around with a few ideas at our local PF Chang's (we come up with a lot of story ideas there!) We both decided that having the heroine Cassidy need the hero's help because her house was haunted or something like that didn't seem original enough, so we made her a budding romance writer who tags along with the hero and his team to do some research. Like any good story, though, it had to have some conflict, which is why Trace and Cassidy completely rub each other the wrong way right from the beginning. Actually, he thinks he's a jerk. But don't worry, Cassidy discovers underneath that rough ghost hunter exterior, Trace is just the man she's been looking for. It doesn't hurt that he's hot!

Okay, so we had our hero and heroine. Now we needed a bad guy. That's where the ghost comes in. He's not your standard, everyday ghost, though. He's a serial killer who attacked Cassidy that comes back from the grrave to continue his string of grisly murders, and she's at the top of his list. To make things even more interesting, not only can he do all the regualar ghostly stuff like walk through walls and materialize out of thin air, he can also take solid form.

I'm not going to tell you any more than that, though. Don't want to give too much away, you know. I will add that my editor at Ellora's Cave told me she got so caught up in the story, she completely forgot she was reading a submission!

Now that you know the story behind the story, I think I'll tease you with an excerpt. Enjoy!


BLURB:


Almost getting murdered by a serial killer gives Cassidy Kincaide a new lease on life and convinces her to go ahead and tackle that ghost-hunter novel she's always wanted to write. So, she hooks up with a gorgeous paranormal investigator named Trace McCord to do some research.

Cassidy and Trace rub each other the wrong way right from the beginning, but they have to put aside their differences when the serial killer who attacked her comes back from the grave to continue his string of grisly murders, with her at the top of his list.

Trace has to keep Cassidy close to keep her safe, and as they try to stay one step ahead of the ghost while figuring out how to stop it, he and Cassidy end up in each other’s arms. While Trace has a whole list of reasons why he shouldn’t get involved with her, he finds himself falling in love with the beautiful blonde anyway. And even though Cassidy started out thinking he was a jerk, she learns that underneath the rough ghost hunter exterior, he’s just the man she’s always been looking for. Now, all they have to do, is live long enough to be together.





EXCERPT:

Trace was only a few miles from the address Robert had given him for Cassidy when his cell phone rang. At first he wasn’t going to answer it, but some sixth sense made him change his mind. Now he was glad he had.

He was about to disconnect the call when he heard a muffled scream on the other end of the line. It was quickly followed by a loud clatter, then nothing.

“Cassidy!”

No answer.

Trace felt his chest tighten. Swearing under his breath, he shoved his cell phone in the pocket of his jeans and floored the pedal on the Hummer, running a red light to get through the intersection. The other drivers honked their horns as they squealed to a stop, but he ignored them. There was no way he was going to let Cassidy die.

Five minutes later, he slid into the parking lot outside her apartment, running over an ornamental fence and a flower bed to come to a screeching halt a few feet from the front door. Jumping out of the Hummer, he ran around to the back and grabbed his duffel bag full of gear. Throwing it over his shoulder, he raced up the steps and charged through the door into the building, scaring the hell out of two women carrying laundry baskets.

“Where the hell are the stairs?” he demanded, not wanting to waste time with the elevator.

The women timidly pointed around the corner.

Trace didn’t thank them as he ran in that direction. He hit the steps hard, taking them hree at a time. Once on the fourth floor, he ran down the hall, checking the room numbers on he doors. When he came to the right one, he didn’t even bother to slow down. Instead, he icked the door in as hard as he could, reaching into his bag for his shotgun as the frame plintered and the door flew open.

He looked left and right as he entered the apartment, but there was no sign of Cassidy or el Vecchio. Trace’s blood ran cold at the scene that met his eyes. The living room looked s if a cyclone hit it. The couch and throw pillows were sliced to shreds, stuffing still floating hrough the air. The coffee table was lying on its side, as were the two end tables, and the amps that had been on them were smashed to pieces along with practically everything ele in the place. Even the walls had been slashed.

“Cassidy?” Trace called.

“In here.”

Trace followed the sound of her voice until he came to the kitchen. Cassidy was standing in the center of the room inside a wobbly drawn circle of salt, ready to throw a handful of something in his face. She sagged with relief at the sight of him, letting the stuff in her hand trickle out onto the floor. That was when he realized she was holding a big container of oregano.

“Is he gone?” she whispered.

Trace nodded. “Yeah, he’s gone. But I’m getting you the hell out of here anyway.”

He didn’t wait for an answer, but simply slung the shotgun over his shoulder by the strap, then walked into the kitchen and swung Cassidy up in his arms.

She put one of her own around his neck. “Is it safe for me to leave the circle?”

“Yes. I’ll keep you safe. Trust me.”

Apparently she must have believed him because she didn’t resist. She cuddled the container of oregano close to her body and leaned against his chest.

He frowned. “Cassidy, you did great with the salt circle. It saved your life without a doubt. But what are you doing with the oregano?”

She looked up at him with big, blue eyes. “Isn’t it what you used to get rid of ghosts?”

His mouth twitched. “That’s sage and garlic. You can ditch the spaghetti spice.”

“Oh,” was all she said. Resting her head on his shoulder, she let the container of oregano tumble to the floor, then put that arm around his neck, too.

Giving the place one more look to make sure Del Vecchio hadn’t come back, Trace carried her out of the apartment and right passed the alarmed neighbors who had come out into the hallway to see what the ruckus was all about. Trace imagined they got their money’s worth seeing a big guy with a shotgun and a duffel bag slung over his shoulder carrying a beautiful half-naked woman in his arms. He abruptly realized he probably should have taken a few minutes to let Cassidy grab some clothes. But then the lights in the hallway flickered and he decided he could get her clothes later. They were getting the hell out of there.

“Is she being kidnapped?” one elderly woman asked another in a low voice as he and Cassidy passed them.

“If she is,” said the other old woman, “then I want to want to be kidnapped next.”

Any other time, Trace would have laughed, but right now all he wanted to do was get Cassidy someplace safe. Fortunately, he knew exactly where to take her.



Watch the Trailer Here!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7c6DgZ-fHs

Get your copy of GHOST HUNTER March 10th at Ellora's Cave!
http://www.jasminejade.com/p-9148-ghost-hunter.aspx
http://www.jasminejade.com/m-615-paige-tyler.aspx


*hugs*
Paige

"Stories so hot, they'll make your cheeks blush!"


Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Practically Perfect

By A.J. Llewellyn

I've noticed a lot of authors have been responding to not so great reviews lately. It's hard to keep quiet when you get a bad review but I've learned the hard way that as tough as it is, not to respond. Not drawing attention to a bad review means, hopefully, that fewer people see it. I noticed two major writers blogging about these bad reviews last week and found two disturbing things in common with the reviews.
What some reviewers found to be 'bad' about these books was that the male lead was a flawed character.
Recently I experienced this myself in a review of one of my books. I was surprised the reviewer made a point of saying how much he disliked the lead character because he was selfish - but went on to say I won him over by the end of the story.
I see a lot of these types of reviews, not just of my books but other authors too.
What surprises me is that the 'flawed hero' has been a staple of story-telling for centuries.
What is the urge for total perfection in a fictional hero since a man who isn't flawed isn't realistic or necessarily appealing?
I know we're all writing romance novels but if you look back over the most popular books and movies over the years, the hero had obvious flaws and by the end of the story has redeemed himself.
In Hollywood, this is called a character arc.
If you look at famous comic book heroes, they all have damaged psyches and odd little flaws which make them interesting. I'm not saying romantic heroes need to have a mortal fear of kryptonite, but they have to have...something.
In books, it should be something readers can to relate to. Our heroes don't need to be total dicks, but they shouldn't be perfect, either. They should be endearing enough that we care about their outcome...so why the sudden mania for perfect men?
This has been an interesting week in the world of men. We've seen the complete breakdown of a popular and likable star in Charlie Sheen.
What's intriguing about Charlie is that we all knew he had flaws. We all knew he had a terribly dark side, and yet something about him kept us glued to our TV sets week after week to make Two and a Half Men the most popular show on TV.
Watching him fall apart day by day has been painful. He went from being an appealing, naughty boy to a figure of tragedy and when he couldn't keep his trap shut, the butt of endless jokes.
Now everybody I know screeches, "Winning!" and some of my friends and I kid each other about being "rock stars from Mars" but here is my point.
He was obviously this way for a long time, but the publicity machine behind him protected him, keeping up, pardon the pun, a sheen of perfection around him, even when he screwed up royally off camera.
Stripped of his studio clout, we all got a long, searing look at the real Charlie and it wasn't much fun.
How he would translate into a fictional character of course is that he finds salvation. He gets help, becomes the nice guy he can be and finds the perfect mate. In the hands of a good writer, Charlie's story is great fodder.
I don't mind admitting the idea appeals to me somewhere down the road but for now, I have other flawed heroes to deal with. I can't help feeling that we need to fight the notion of what a hero is. I am certain that somewhere in the heart of the English countryside, Jane Austen is turning in her grave because she was one of the pioneers of the flawed but wonderful hero (Mr. Darcy comes to mind).
Should writers start dumbing down their men to appeal to this new idealism? I don't think so.
If the notes I receive from readers and other writers are anything to go by, not to mention book sales, I have to think there are readers who still want a meaty, solid story.
Winning!
What do you think? Please comment for the chance to win a special prize: a bag of tea from The Scarlet Tea Room.
Aloha oe,
A.J.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Recycle and Reuse


I've found a great little job for my old plastic Crystal Light containers. Instead of tossing them to the recycle bin straight out, I've found they make wonderful little starter containers for my seedlings.

For clarification, I buy the containers that contain the 5 individual packets that make 2 QT's each.

The outer plastic covering with the Crystal Light info comes off real easy, just peal. The container itself is clear, so light has no problems getting through.

Poke a few holes in the bottom, add a couple of small rocks, fill with soil about 1/2 to 3/4 of the container, put the seeds in,cover a bit, I put two small holes in the top before tossing it on and putting it in the window. I always put a small plate under to catch any run off.

You water when needed and when your seedlings have sprouted, you can kitty corner the cover before the seedlings are big enough to take to cover off entirely and when ready, turn upside down, shake, rattle and toll until the little bugger comes out :-) and transplant into the ground or a bigger pot.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

GUEST AUTHOR - LaVerne Thompson!

The Guardian Agency Series
By LaVerne Thompson writing as Ursula Sinclair


Did you ever wonder what it would be like to need a bodyguard? Well this is a series of 3 very different stories involving 3 women who find themselves in predicaments that require a bodyguard. The men of The Guardian Agency guard the things most precious to them. These are the stories of these men and the women that appeal to them. But all of the men share a common trait they are born protectors. And their women need protecting from those who would do them harm, but they have to go through their men to do it. That’s not gonna happen.

If you like your man strong, assertive, and of course wet your pants with a look gorgeous, then you’ll love this series.





White Wedding
Available now from Decadent Publishing

Shanna Stiles hasn't been a virgin for years, but it's still her dream to have a white wedding. Her dream becomes a nightmare when, just before she walks down the aisle, her fiancé is seen kissing his best man.



She runs away from her life, and a chance encounter with the gorgeous, successful Ross Marshall leads to a week of passion and a connection neither of them expected. Ross seems determined to have a future with Shanna, but someone out there won't let it happen. Shanna returns home and soon discovers disturbing secrets about the people she trusts.



With so much stacked against her, she looks to Ross for protection and comfort, and it turns out he may be exactly what she needs - except the man she left at the altar isn't giving her up without a fight.







Something Blue
Coming in late March from Decadent Publishing

What happens when dreams come true, but it’s not all it was supposed to be?
River Blu’s music has made her the stuff of legend, she’s every bit a rock star who dominates the pop charts. But through the years a secret haunts her, making it impossible to give her heart to anyone or anything other than her music.

When River’s life is in danger she turns to Noah for help. They have a history together, one he’d like to repeat, with a different ending. But first he has to figure out who from her past is trying to kill her.






Wine and Roses
Coming soon from Decadent Publishing

Eboni Stiles thought Simon was a walking talking mass of perfectly packaged testosterone trouble. And after losing her mind and spending one night with him, made it a point to stay as far away from him as possible.
Simon understood why it was best to keep his distance from Eboni, he wasn’t the settle down kind. Yet he could not let that one night go.
But after witnessing a murder he's the only man who can protect her from the danger hunting her. But hiding out on a mountain top alone with him who's going to protect her heart.



http://ursulasinclair.webs.com/
http://lavernethompson.com/

So much to do so little time.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

GHOST HUNTER Has a Cover...and It's GORGEOUS!

Just got my cover for GHOST HUNTER, and I LOVE IT! Syneca, the artist who does my covers at Ellora's Cave, so rocks! This is exactly what I wanted on the cover! Not only is Jimmy Thomas HOT, but he fits the rugged ghost hunting hero perfectly! Makes you want to go out and find some ghosts just so you can hire him!





GHOST HUNTER comes out Mar 10th with Ellora's Cave! You can get a sneak peek here! http://www.paigetylertheauthor.com/

*hugs*
Paige

"Stories so hot, they'll make your cheeks blush!"

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